Because we all want to know...

...exactly how much that is worth and what it entails. Was it worth it? Was it worth losing you family and your job?

One has to wonder exactly how good it is. Now if any of you haven't heard the news about our fair governor of NY city - or should I say former gov. - felt it fitting to spend his time with a fair little strumpet, costing him 5,500 an hour. Now, before we start speculating, lets just examine how much this time really was worth. Thats $91 a minute. Now there may be easy ways to make $50 an hour, or even exceptional amounts of money in a single illegal transaction; but buying ziplock bags and weighing on precision scales takes time, and $91 a minute is quite a return. Hell, two hours of whatever exceptional pleasure would be provided in this payment would be the annual salary of an education assistant.

So, now that we're clear exactly how much money one can make with the flesh, its time we started investigating what may have taken place. Who knows, maybe she provided psychic couneling services with his dead mother, or used a form of monatomic gold as lube. But in any case, any of the standard fair street corner behavior was probably out. And even such a rarity as monatomic gold(though not in large quantity) would be far cheaper and a few hours with a young lady of the night.

The answer, my fair readers, can be summed up in two words: The Aristocrats

For this price range, one would be requisitioning a client for more specialized needs. A man of this stature or money could easily go out of town, put on a suit and a hat, and appear in a high end nightclub with a nice diamond ring that would be cheaper than one night and obtain whatever he generally wanted. Unless of course those wants and desires were those rarely seen outside of a snuff film or Italian cannibal movies. Whether they be sadistic of just plain twisted, I'm sure a man of this stature was not simply looking for a common time. Whether he needed her to dress like his mother and beat him with a twist of thorned rose stems, or dress as a man, or to bathe him in the afterbirth of a rather large homeless woman, this was not a typical day.

To say the least, vanilla prostitution generally does not pay this well, and I look forward to the court reports.